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Cake day: November 5th, 2026

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  • In college, I worked in our theater department’s box office. My job mostly involved taking orders over the phone during the day and helping with the ticket window or concessions booth during nighttime shows, but occasionally we would get walk-up customers at the window during the day too. Mostly students and their parents or professors.

    One day, two equally short and equally pot-bellied men walked up to the window. Clearly father and son - one looked to be in his 70s and the other in his 40s. They were dressed like a couple characters out of a mob movie - fedoras, sunglasses, gold rings, the works. And they spoke like it too. When it came time to pay for their tickets, the younger guy whipped out a HUGE roll of bills. If it weren’t a random weekday morning and they weren’t clearly related, I would have sworn they were doing a bit or method acting. I still wonder who they were and why they were going to see a college production of Legally Blonde in suburban Chicago.



  • I do think he writes way too many books to not be using AI, but he doesn’t, or at least, he had that quantity before AI writing was a thing

    IIRC Patterson only does the outlines for most of his books, then hands them off to various ghostwriters. It’s a fairly common practice among pulp thriller/mystery/romance authors, or at least it was pre-AI.