A walk?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Michelin tells you where the best restaurants are so you can drive to them on their tires ;)

Guinness started the world record book to settle bar bets.

1. Upload Topic A
2. Comments discuss Topic A
3. OP edits post to Topic B
4. Comments reflect Topic A discourse.

When Topic A discourse is applied to Topic B, it changes the entire context and tone of the conversation. I’ve seen it used to make humorous posts where the OP was transparent about the fact that they would change their posts to make the person responding to them seem crazy. While being upfront about that for the lulz is fine, it can easily be abused if the OP has ulterior motives. The OP can post flamebait, some people fall for it, then the OP edits their posts to seem more grounded and reasonable, while making the people replying to them seem unreasonable.

All that said, I’m sure the mods have change logs of posts and some people would definitely notice the edits. Not to mention the Way Back Machine.

I’m sure someone smarter than me could come up with worse abuse of the post edit system, and why it wouldn’t really matter too much in the end.

For me it’s more kicking me while I’m down. I do not need a new windshield right now, life!

I’m talking out of my ass, but it could mean that the natural conclusion of democracy is mob rule, where nothing matters besides the sentiment of “the mob”, a large group of like-minded people. Here he was falsely accused of theft but because enough people believed the lie, he was taken to jail based solely on sentiment.

Or not. This is my take on his “democracy manifest” comment.

I don’t get it 😕

Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

I’m gonna play them a song on the world’s smallest violin.

We are not ok with this, but changing the way it works is a herculean task. The people that it currently works for are very invested in keeping it that way.

Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

We don’t all have the luxury of working a job we love, though that would be the ideal situation.

Stollen is a type of bread.

Stolen is that other thing.

It sure is. 13 year old me would have no trouble deciphering this, but I only got up to [)34[).

Edit: I still got it. L337 H4xor PhoR L1F3

Nothing wrong with dining alone, I think.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!