Absolutely do not inspect elements and start deleting stuff! Leave them alone!

It’s 87 right now over here. It’s 10pm.

TOUGH. I scheduled this vacation months ago.

I thought it was a lot at first but taking a close look, it looks to be only 12 pieces on a raised tray. 3 per person is about right.

There’s always something.

There’s only been one time in my life where everything was going so good. That was a good month.

Their full screen popups when I first open the app have started to load the subscribe button a second before anything else on screen. I keep catching myself about tap it out of pure reflex and I think they doing it on purpose.

Even though I could skip it, I couldn’t let a TUTORIAL beat me.

It beat me.

Ha. Who’s the sheep now.

Do people still have embossed credit cards? All mine are flat now.

My forearms look like that regardless

I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn’t know that was even a thing.

That was my face too listening to the orange man

Characters pretending to play video games on a controller

I only get sucked into these if I like the narrator’s style. Some people just have a natural way of talking that can keep my attention no matter what they’re talking about.

I thought Gary Busey

I’m not a developer but give him one for me too

He was probably expecting a finder’s fee too

What?

This doesn’t bother me. They’re usually the type who put the work in to get where they are so they deserve it.

If it was a talentless incompetent hack who cheated their way through life and reaping the benefits they don’t deserve, now that bothers me.

That one poster brave enough to speak and defend you and single handedly turns the tide.