drawing from last night:

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      7 hours ago

      Lesbians are said to move in with each other fairly quickly (like within a couple weeks). A Uhaul lesbian is one who packs up her entire life in a Uhaul van faster than the milk in her fridge goes bad. My understanding is that lesbians take many months or even years of clueless flirting to go out and only weeks of dating to live together.