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git reset --hard <commit-hash> git push -f origin maini didn’t see anything, officer
You should be forcibly kept away from production systems…
We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.
It’s just a branch guard + properly implementing git user and team permission structures - you’re not “configuring a server”
I wonder what you think “configuring” means.
Never use
--force. Always use--force-with-lease.I’ve mistyped that a couple of times to be
--force-with-leashonly do that in puppygit (with consent)
git push origin master --force-with-leashDon’t do that to your master.
My best friend when I fuck a commit up: https://ohshitgit.com/
git out --never-come-back
git never --gonna-give-you-up
git never --gonna-let-you-down
It’s never too late to
git merge --abort!But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?
🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶
git is like a minefield. stray away even a little bit from standard path and you are done for. I had git multiple times throw some obscure errors at me when trying some commands and then trying to undo/recover. how’s “undo” is not a git command I don’t understand.
in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.
when we die, is that like a push to origin?
when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?
is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?
so many questions…
Commit branch…I see your thinking of hanging yourself, here is a link to tying a noose
Been there too OP. Not a good place.
It’s usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won’t be driving you.
Or you could just commit what you have, comment “YOLO” and auto resolve conflicts and push.
I prefer to just delete the whole .git and start a new repository with the new version. We are pivoting the project, new name and new repo
“Proper way to commit after merge conflict” sounds like a robot trying to save a relationship after a bad sex experience
Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.
I don’t know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against
Your call.
Buh dun tissss
It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
Yes.
That could be platformed.
WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?
Well, I can’t say that I have.
It’s easier to remember if you sing it.
A B C D E F G, I hang a noose on this tree. 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕
But for real: You should reset hard the head of the git branch, not yours.
Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.
Did you see that ludicrious display last night??
Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
It is not.
The irony is, I remember it perfectly.
So cool, I havent seen an ad like this in at least a decade. I use something called an ad blocker and also I switched to Kagi, so… :)
I remember when similar screenshots circulated for how to tell if i am running jdk or jre, which is even more surprising.
Jujutsu (which is compatible with git) has a nice conflict resolution flow that doesn’t break you workflow.
Conflicts are encoded into the commits, so that there is never a weird in between state that you have to deal with immediately before being able to do anything else.
Then you can use Jujutsu’s easier history manipulation to resolve the conflict in the conflicted commits.https://steveklabnik.github.io/jujutsu-tutorial/branching-merging-and-conflicts/conflicts.html
And you could always
jj undoif you did something you didn’t want to.Google gives you results based on your prior search history.
No merges allowed. Rebase only.
And if you can’t figure out how to rebase, I definitely don’t want you solving your own merge commit!
