everybody wants a manic pixie dream girl, but the depressive changeling nightmare hags get no love.

that said they generally prefer fear.

My eternal mistress of abyssal damnation, have you seen my keys?

hire the services of a senatorial staffer for this language

Gotta earn the titles

Harbinger of Chaos.

It has something that makes it sound nice.

Professor Quirrell’s mallet struck a bellflower and then a different pale flower with two more thuds. “But then, while I had sometimes played the part of Dark Wizard in my wanderings, I had never adopted the identity of a full-fledged Dark Lord with underlings and a political agenda. I had no practice at the task, and I was mindful of the story of Dark Evangel and the disaster of her first public appearance. According to what she said afterward, she had meant to call herself the Walking Catastrophe and the Apostle of Darkness, but in the excitement of the moment she introduced herself as the Apostrophe of Darkness instead. After that she had to ruin two entire villages before anyone took her seriously.”

–HPMOR chapter 108

I always get chills when bae calls me The Unformed Heart, Seeker of Eternal Abyss.