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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Why give a bear anesthetic just to brush his teeth?

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Why give a bear anesthetic just to brush his teeth?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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There’s safety in numb bears.

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Where does Bambi keep her baby teeth?
Deer’s safe teeth in numb bears.

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