Ah, another RedReader homie
(Butler voice) “If you must perform sex acts with a sandwich, I suggest limiting yourself to vorephilia”
… I should call her
It isn’t just me right? 👀
I’m calling the police

4 minutes between comment and reply, clearly premeditated with a planned response meme. Basically entrapment. Criminal.
see the imgflip stamp? I’m just getting fast 😎 now if we want to talk about how I couldn’t help myself from replying to the first comment on my own post- THERE’S a faux pas
You are forgiven but im gonna need that “delicious sandwich” in exchange
It’s not just you…
Isn’t a mandolin an instrument?
In British English the kitchen tool (Mandoline) has the same spelling as the instrument.
yes, but in the kitchen there is a tool for slicing thats basically like the cheese grater with a container, but has a straight sharp edge. its very common enough for inexperienced people who are slicing fast using one to injure themselves in the process

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