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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

tech never works for long

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tech never works for long

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I hacked this guy’s fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I’m currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I’ll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

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      The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.

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      bypassing a water-gapped security system

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        Sure, it’s a phishing attack

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