That’s a spider van
TIHI
is it intentionally designed to look reversed? like that’s clearly a slot for the scrollwheel closest to the camera
I think about things like this the same as bullshit ormolu furniture. Sure, it looks interesting. But it will get dirty. And it will be a pain fully in, up, and around the ass to clean.
Bet that stays nice and clean looking forever
…you don’t wanna see my old Model O looks like
… I’m gonna regret this, but yes I do.
gonna incubate more bacteria than a petri dish
One thing that really grinds my gears is casuals not understanding that high end gaming peripherals are like any other high performance machine. You don’t hear F1 drivers complaining about how much work it takes to keep their cars in top shape, do you?
It’s really not that much work. Just completely disassemble the mouse, put the shell in an ultrasonic parts cleaner for 30 to 60 minutes, then dunk in plastic-safe disinfectant solution. Rinse with deionized water, dry with filtered compressed air, and reassemble.
If you can’t afford to invest 2 hours in basic maintenance each night you really don’t deserve top-end equipment.
The sweat dripping down will let the bouncing Doritos crumbs stick and fossilize into gamer stalactites
in the center is an insect trapped in amber from prehistoric times or something by the look of it
Welcome…to
…ok, I got nothin. Somebody make a Jurassic Park joke that’s witty.
That mouse is one big pile of shit.
-79 grams
Honestly, I believe them. It looks like something that would have negative mass.
And -5 programmable buttons.
I don’t have an explanation for that one. Does it disable keyboard keys?
Instructions:
- Unpack your new anti-gravity mouse
- Make sure it is fully charged before powering on. Use only the USB cable not included
- Power on your mouse, it will enter pairing mode
- Throw your mouse at your keyboard until 5 keys are removed
Warm tip: key removal may take multiple attempts due to the unit’s negative mass
It certainly is repelling me very well
this is supposed to look like those matrix containers, right?
I thought it was a cycling helmet until I read the text.
Imagine if it came with a matching cycling helmet
Imagine how even more ridiculous cyclists would look with a mouse like this.
There is a whole world of ultralight mice out there. Did wonders for wrist, instead of using the anvil of an MX Master which ruined it.
Good for you. I also bought one recently. I hate it, though, and only use it for travel.
I need something that stays on the ground and not move upwards along the Z-axis when handling it due to its sheer lightness.
For people who (somehow?) have absolutely no dust in their house.
Or spiders
Meh, dust go in, dust go out.
Not the worst idea I’ve seen. I imagine the increased air circulation would help prevent some cheese. Obviously this would not be for the people who like high dpi + high weight mice.
g a m e b e y o n d l i m i t s
I’m very confused what the nightmare is here.
