• ashenone@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    I’d fight a komodo dragon, not because I belive I would win, but because it’s a dope way to go

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Important question: can we use weapons?

      I assume that in a no-holds-barred fight for our/other peoples’ lives, weapons would be allowed.

      In this case, yes, I absolutely would fight the komodo dragon. I may not have brawn, but I regularly MacGyver crafts from almost literally anything I come across (it’s practically a compulsion. You know how when you put on a bandaid, you peel off a bit of paper that covers the sticky ends? I mindlessly made a cootie catcher out of one of those the other day.) Everything could potentially be a million things! I figure that creativity could help me find something to help in such a fight. I’d just have to be careful not to get too sidetracked.

      Oh?

      Why yes, I do have ADHD! How did you guess?

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        4 days ago

        Same with Godzilla. Can this guy use weapons? It’s only fair - Godzilla has nuclear breath as a weapon! Homeboy needs to make some telephone pole nunchuks and go to town. Or go all Pacific Rim and use a ship as a whackin’ stick. Can the Military roll up a tank and he use it like a gun with a guy inside of it?

        10/10, would also fight Godzilla, and I would watch the fuck out of this movie.

      • Lemmywinks@lemmy.world
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        No, you’ve remembered that wrong. It is immune to the bacteria that live on its teeth, if it bites you then you get a bacterial infection that leaves you paralysed, then you get very slowly eaten alive by a komodo dragon.

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          4 days ago

          While that sounds very very hot, afraid it would be the one dying, after bitting me. As I have more than enough toxins in my own body.