I assume that in a no-holds-barred fight for our/other peoples’ lives, weapons would be allowed.
In this case, yes, I absolutely would fight the komodo dragon. I may not have brawn, but I regularly MacGyver crafts from almost literally anything I come across (it’s practically a compulsion. You know how when you put on a bandaid, you peel off a bit of paper that covers the sticky ends? I mindlessly made a cootie catcher out of one of those the other day.) Everything could potentially be a million things! I figure that creativity could help me find something to help in such a fight. I’d just have to be careful not to get too sidetracked.
Same with Godzilla. Can this guy use weapons? It’s only fair - Godzilla has nuclear breath as a weapon! Homeboy needs to make some telephone pole nunchuks and go to town. Or go all Pacific Rim and use a ship as a whackin’ stick. Can the Military roll up a tank and he use it like a gun with a guy inside of it?
10/10, would also fight Godzilla, and I would watch the fuck out of this movie.
No, you’ve remembered that wrong. It is immune to the bacteria that live on its teeth, if it bites you then you get a bacterial infection that leaves you paralysed, then you get very slowly eaten alive by a komodo dragon.
I’d fight a komodo dragon, not because I belive I would win, but because it’s a dope way to go
Important question: can we use weapons?
I assume that in a no-holds-barred fight for our/other peoples’ lives, weapons would be allowed.
In this case, yes, I absolutely would fight the komodo dragon. I may not have brawn, but I regularly MacGyver crafts from almost literally anything I come across (it’s practically a compulsion. You know how when you put on a bandaid, you peel off a bit of paper that covers the sticky ends? I mindlessly made a cootie catcher out of one of those the other day.) Everything could potentially be a million things! I figure that creativity could help me find something to help in such a fight. I’d just have to be careful not to get too sidetracked.
Oh?
Why yes, I do have ADHD! How did you guess?
Same with Godzilla. Can this guy use weapons? It’s only fair - Godzilla has nuclear breath as a weapon! Homeboy needs to make some telephone pole nunchuks and go to town. Or go all Pacific Rim and use a ship as a whackin’ stick. Can the Military roll up a tank and he use it like a gun with a guy inside of it?
10/10, would also fight Godzilla, and I would watch the fuck out of this movie.
Grenades only.
How does the stupid thing even fight? If it bites me, it dies of bacterial infection iirc.
No, you’ve remembered that wrong. It is immune to the bacteria that live on its teeth, if it bites you then you get a bacterial infection that leaves you paralysed, then you get very slowly eaten alive by a komodo dragon.
While that sounds very very hot, afraid it would be the one dying, after bitting me. As I have more than enough toxins in my own body.