- That era of machine and windows? Sure why not lil buddy. I’ll join it for a walk back behind the shed. 
- !surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com - Who woulda thought there would be a cross post bw these two lol. 
- Install loonix on it
 - Use beeper to play Loonix Tunes
 
 
- From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. - Amen 
 
- Format the machine
 - I always keep a drive with manjaro on me for just such an occasion 
 
- [3] Wait for it to die for no good reason 
- There’re a lot of keys on that keyboard… - biblically accurate keyboards? - The user:  - I love this trope. As everyone knows the main bottleneck for hackers has always been their typing speed. 
 
 
- “that’s just my keyboard layout, its not for everyone but it works for me” 
 
- I swear I showed you the well-marked breaker box when you moved in. smh your head 









