“They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”
“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
That game has some of the best quotes:
“They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”
“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Benny, upon seeing that you crawled your way out of the grave he left you in: “What in the goddamn?”
Don’t forget FISTO:
I just got that second one yesterday