>click “create account”
>enter full name, email, phone number, address, credit card number, social security number, mother’s maiden name, photocopy of your driver’s license and birth certificate, video of your face
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: password must contain at least 12 special characters”
>type new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: please agree to our Terms of Service”
>scroll through 700-page ToS and agree
>remember to uncheck the “please send me spam emails forever” box
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: email is already in use”
>huh, guess I already made an account
>go to sign in
>forgot password
>type email verification code
>type new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>sign in with new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“a server-side error occured. please try again later”
Or even worse:
> Password cannot contain 3 or more characters of the same category in a row
>password cannot be the same as another user’s password
Password must contain the user’s credit card numbers
A logged-out-only experience it is, then.
Drink the verification can
i actually miss David Dees art, he was unhinged and I disagree with probably everyone of his opinions, but he developed his own style and visual language. Now we just have AI slop everywhere. His art wasn’t slop.
I would say RIP, but given his maga racist beliefs I hope he rots in hell.
Yup, iconic photo editing style, but whatever happened in his life made Dees nuts.
