I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
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Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
yeah. like. a big fat dong
“don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind.
Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What’s that?
Well, that looks like a huge…
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster’s so loud it’s hard to pay attention to this gigantic…
