Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds

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I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Zero, we use dollars in the USA :::

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