add the EU somewhere there too.
I mean Microsoft has azure, A LOT of companies use azure
Who is Jeremy Berimy?
A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus … while telling everyone ‘THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!’
Go team shark!
Now add some spaceships flying into the tower!
It’s not always sharks. Sometimes it’s Russian “trawler boats”
Chefs kiss to the shark cable
Hehe. It took a dump this week too.
What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it’s own comic strip.
It was used to deliver the comic to you in the first place.
Ffmpeg is definitely in there too
Terry is doing his best
Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.
With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.
What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.
Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.
What is Microsoft doing?
Whatever it is, it’s not part of the modern digital infrastructure.
I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.
I needed to reinstall “basic typing” to work again (their advice is “delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana”)
What is Microsoft doing?
In the world of digital infrastructure? Azure would be one big one. In this image, it would probably be a stone next to, or above AWS. Windows server and IIS, though that’s not that important in the grand scheme of things (or is becoming less so each passing year). MS-SQL is still a thing. .NET and its frameworks are a bit more important and lower down on this graph, luckily they’re also open source now. Having a stone as separate floating by itself is a little disingenuous if not ignorant, but we can forgive OP, since it is Microsoft :)
Windows 11
Microsoft has gotten a lot of good will in recent years with a few moves:
- VS Code being good and open source
- TypeScript
- Buying Github and not immediately running it 8ntobthe ground
- Linux friendliness, WSL
- probably more that I’m forgetting
However as Windows 11 shows, they are still the 90s Microsoft in a good disguise. Also, fuck Azure.
Accurate
DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.
If DNS breaks the right way, it can fix the AI problems!
Right way…
