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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago

Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability

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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability

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Attached: 2 images IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github
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    There’s two nines there: “95 issues in last 90 days”

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      Nein Nein Nein!

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      There are two more surrounding the decimal point, too! Four nines!

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        And if you sum four 9s you get 36. Sum those digits and you get 9 again. I think that’s how numerology works?

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      and a partridge in a pear tree

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