What started as a night of spooky fun ended in disaster early Sunday morning as one of Hexbear’s most baddest posters is sobering up behind bars.

My bac (beanis average content) is well and truly over rhe legal limit, inadmit it, officer,

confessed the user.^[1]

Investigators found chardonnay and mango-flavored vodka at the scene, in addition to bean paraphernalia.

Hexbear admins told PPB News they are super sorry for the incident and plan to sticky an announcement on the dangers of drunkposting.