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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoThis is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoLies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoYou mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoNot exactly the same thing, but… https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoSurely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoExcept next to pools, no one should run there
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoUnless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoPython, for badassness.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 hours agoThe entire system is going to be regex.
minus-squaretristan@tarte.nuage-libre.frlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up0·1 day ago3 billion Devices Run Java
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoAnd no more than that. There’s a queue now…
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day ago3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 hours agoMost of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoProof of stability!
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoDon’t you think, that’s enough already?
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-223 hours agoAt least one too many in my opinion.
This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
Python, for badassness.
I think you meant perl.
The entire system is going to be regex.
3 billion
Devices Run Java
And no more than that. There’s a queue now…
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
Proof of stability!
Don’t you think, that’s enough already?
At least one too many in my opinion.
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones