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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Man who buried money in a sock in his garden congratulated on having better security than world’s largest crypto exchange

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Man who buried money in a sock in his garden congratulated on having better security than world’s largest crypto exchange

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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A man who buried his savings in a sock beneath his rhubarb has been congratulated on his sophisticated security arrangements following a multibillion-dollar hack at cryptocurrency exchange Binance.
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  • skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s always money in the sock exchange

  • Ertain@feddit.online
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    It’s great that The Onion is still making good content, even though it has become harder and harder for them to write headlines that sound implausible and absurd.

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      This isn’t the Onion though

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      In 10 years time everyone will be bankrupt except the money sock people.

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      Idk, I saw a couple of “China good” takes that I didn’t appreciate even as satire, which is extremely absurd.

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        How dare they mock a shitty country.

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    Garden sock bros are now a thing.

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    At 7% inflation after a few years he’d have probably been better off in the exchange, tbh.

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