• foggy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Which means…

    An LA studio somewhere is paying someone to begin a decade long journey of smuggling bricks of cocaine into wildlife habitats, one animal per year, so they can keep churning out sequels.

    And then, when this person or team is eventually mauled by a pack of cocaine addicted wildlife, well have the best endcap documentary!

    Man, I’m excited 🍿

    • gullible@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      I’m just waiting for cocaine rabbit. A swarm of incredibly energetic, horny balls of fur outbreeding their overdose mortality rate.