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I do not like those sticks of RAM. I do not like them, Sam I am.
It’s terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.
i am willing to rent it to you while i dont need it sam
Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.
I can’t wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison
What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle… I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.
I am so smart"
If I’m ever in swinging distance of Altman, I’m gonna do it.
How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn’t possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.
Not all heroes wear capes 💪🏾😎
Drunk fishing in a cape sounds pretty lit tbh
🤔 know what? I think you might be on to something…
Make sure you spit on him too. Nothing more revolting than spitting on people.
I don’t know, billionaires are pretty revolting, and the ones on the Epstein files doubly so.
And I’ll aplaud you for it as you are getting body slammed to the ground by his goons.
Worth it
Please lord, I know I’ve never prayed before, but I need just one small asteroid…
I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)
It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen
May Altman’s fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
Wow. Creative. Stealing that
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
Does this guy ever walk around in the street? Don’t people recognize him? Why isn’t anyone beating the life out of him?
Or is he so removed from people that he forgot what people are like?
It’s exactly that He’s secluded in mansions and gated communities, relying on his staff to wait on his every whim I’m speculating, of course but we see so many taking advantage of their wealth to live this removed from the lives people like us have to endure
Surely he’s relying on a.i. to wait on his every whim. That’s what he seems to want everyone else to do.
It’s terrible there’s so many cacti in the world that aren’t currently in Sam Altman’s colon.
This disgusting waste of oxygen would probably like that…
Fuck you, Sam.
The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.
“You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”
This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.
Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, … looking at notes … less than 5%.
Fucking hippocrit
Oh, so RAM should be distributed evenly among all the people instead of few people hoarding it? I wonder what else we could distribute evenly.
If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT
