
Me last Tuesday: “why the fuck am I in the kitchen?”
Me yesterday, walking down the street: “oh that flower looks just like the one I have, too bad mine is dying. Good thing I noticed it and watered it this week - wait, did I actually water it? I only remember I decided to water it but don’t remember doing it - OH that’s why I was in the kitchen that time”
To hunt for the safe place you put that really important thing in
Ah yes, the safe place that we will never forget. So safe that not even I remember…wait…shit…
I lost about £80,000 worth of bitcoin to that business there. Super secure password ran through some encryption. Handwritten paper so it couldnt be stolen by hackers or anything.
That paper is so fucking safe.
Goddamn, this meme actually reminded me to take out the thrash. Thx!
You are welcome
And it reminded me to become a train hobo! Much appreciated.
glad to have been of service. <tips hat>


