• Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 days ago

    Me last Tuesday: “why the fuck am I in the kitchen?”

    Me yesterday, walking down the street: “oh that flower looks just like the one I have, too bad mine is dying. Good thing I noticed it and watered it this week - wait, did I actually water it? I only remember I decided to water it but don’t remember doing it - OH that’s why I was in the kitchen that time”

      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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        17 days ago

        I lost about £80,000 worth of bitcoin to that business there. Super secure password ran through some encryption. Handwritten paper so it couldnt be stolen by hackers or anything.

        That paper is so fucking safe.