So nasty that it’s probably somewhat of a travesty\
Having me, then he told the people, “You can call me Your Majesty”\
Keep your battery charged, you know it won’t stick, yo\
And it’s not his fault you kick slow\
Should’ve let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow\
Plus nobody couldn’t do nothin’ once he let the brick go\
And you know I know that’s a bunch of snow\
The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter\
As he utter the calm flow (“Your mother—”), don’t talk about my moms, yo\
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow\
Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie\
Hit it on the first try, villain: the worst guy\
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses\
Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses\
And he won’t stop till he got the masses\
And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses\
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo\
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo\
It’s ugly, like look at you, it’s a damn shame\
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
“DOOM” music?
So nasty that it’s probably somewhat of a travesty\ Having me, then he told the people, “You can call me Your Majesty”\ Keep your battery charged, you know it won’t stick, yo\ And it’s not his fault you kick slow\ Should’ve let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow\ Plus nobody couldn’t do nothin’ once he let the brick go\ And you know I know that’s a bunch of snow\ The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter\ As he utter the calm flow (“Your mother—”), don’t talk about my moms, yo\ Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow\ Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie\ Hit it on the first try, villain: the worst guy\ Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses\ Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses\ And he won’t stop till he got the masses\ And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses\ Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo\ Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo\ It’s ugly, like look at you, it’s a damn shame\ Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
-MF DOOM
And you know it like a poet, like babydoll
I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged
And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig