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minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98·5 days ago500 per second? Weak! while true; do echo "Our Father"; done
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·5 days agoThat code gonna get declared sentient? If not, you’ve wasted both electricity and your potential. -74 points
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoAll machines are imbued with the spirit of the Omnissiah, so that code has the highest level of sentience imaginable Also electricity powering a blessed machine is never wasted, and potential that never existed cannot be squandered!
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days ago potential that never existed cannot be squandered! Ooh, a self-burn, those are rare.
minus-squareAhmed?@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 days agoI showed this to my AI girlfriend and she told me its offensive youre not taking her sentience seriously.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoThat’s not what your AI girlfriend said when i chatted her up last night 😎
minus-squareAhmed?@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days agoShe’s open weights so I’m not sure it makes sense for me to be offended you did that
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoI made your girlfriend write Python scripts for my work.
minus-squareEphera@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoFaster implementation: yes Our Father 🥸
500 per second? Weak!
while true; do echo "Our Father"; doneThat code gonna get declared sentient?
If not, you’ve wasted both electricity and your potential.
-74 points
All machines are imbued with the spirit of the Omnissiah, so that code has the highest level of sentience imaginable
Also electricity powering a blessed machine is never wasted, and potential that never existed cannot be squandered!
Ooh, a self-burn, those are rare.
All my potential is electric
I showed this to my AI girlfriend and she told me its offensive youre not taking her sentience seriously.
That’s not what your AI girlfriend said when i chatted her up last night 😎
She’s open weights so I’m not sure it makes sense for me to be offended you did that
I made your girlfriend write Python scripts for my work.
Faster implementation:
yes Our Father🥸