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“Could you please give me The Stroker?”
What, you don’t ask for the price and haggle first?
This CVS knows it’s audience; Putting the sex toys right below the Pokemon Cards.
I’ve got thousands of dollars in sex toys and tenfold that in Pokémon cards—too right.
“I’ll have some Pokemon cards and the stronker, I’m hoping for a Lopunny card.”
I can think of no power move like ordering the CVS butt plug in full view of God, beast, and man. It lets everyone in the store know that you’re a better, more comfortable exciting person than they are, and if they are nice to you then you might stick that in their butt as well.
I don’t get it, who cares if some random person who’s name I don’t even know sees me buying a buttplug?
Is that a hemorrhoid treatment mixed in with sex toys? or what else could a ‘tush cush’ be
😉 its just mid quality lube marketed for anal sex. Baby oil works way better.
Just remember to use a water based lube, not an oil bases lube, if your toys are silicone. IMO coconut oil is the best lube for anal, but not if you’re using a silicone toy.
Also y’all are crazy if you’re buying sex toys at cvs, just go to an adult shop, it’s cheaper, better variety, and everyone knows exactly what you’re there for.
Coconut oil is good, but BD cumlube clear and J-Lube are the best lube for anal (and both are safe with toys!)
Adult shop isn’t always a better option. My local Target has a better selection and better prices than the two adult stores in my city.
What? Silicone is specifically oil safe except for silicone based oils. That’s one of the main perks of silicone. You’re thinking of TPR which shouldn’t be used anyways because it isn’t body safe.
Agree with all of this.
I fucked up self-checkout at my local CVS, and the clerk had to come take the toy out of one of those anti-theft canisters.
Luckily, I was girlmoding at the time, and so I (hopefully) passed enough to not look like a creepy guy.
Bravest thing I’ve ever done in my life, lowkey.
Anyone can (or should be able to) buy sextoys without looking creepy.
Am a straight dude, and went into walmart to get my babymama a dildo cause she broke hers. What’s even funnier, i did this at the walmart i worked at the time. Oh the laughs and jokes everyone had and all i could do was shrug and laugh with them.
Too nervous to ask for the buzzy butt so I’ll just ask for 6 strokers and then act like I forgot and then be like “Oh yeah and one buzzy butt. its for my sister”
American Graffiti reference for those who are curious.
Devastating aura
I would me more worried about creeping out the clerk, especially if it’s a young she, like they often are.
surely almost everyone just places a pickup order online
Never once have I done that
How often are you buying sex toys at CVS?!
Twice, meanwhile, I’ve never ordered “pickup” from a store.
I, however, have been picked up from a store.
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