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It’s the sound of a broken ankle and falling face-first onto the floor.
Especially because the front of the “shoe” doesn’t have the weight on the balls of the feet or the toes. It looks like your toes would be dangling just above where the front of the shoe meets the floor, with all the weight on your heel.
These are ridiculously badly designed high heels on top of them being a silly joke. Just look at the angles and how a persons feet would sit in them. Super uncomfortable, not reasonably walkable.
I feel like the sound of the toe hitting the ground would be spelled “pap.”
Pretty sure FKA Twigs was wearing these
That’s got to be playing on hard mode.
Underwater defense stiletto.
I was in a band of that name. We mostly played Bikini Kill covers and Polish language doom metal.
Fr or shitpost?
Great comment either way
I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
First guess: Slovakia
Second Guess: only when hungry
Third guess: I made it up
Imposter! Youre not viking hippie!
Get outta here emu shoo
Wow, small world, that’s pretty cool!
Click,fwap,click,fwap,clung,bang,screams,crying,sirens
But if you wear them to a party and some jerk pushes you into the pool, you’re golden
A look that says, hey aquatic friends, it’s just underwater chic.
