we used to be “innocent until proven guilty” but there’s no money in that
People born in the 00s should receive refunds everytime they have to hear that made up bullshit lmao, our core pillars of society have become our panopticons.
nah widen that range, give everyone a refund unconditionally.
I mean we did jump straight from “innocent until proven guilty” to just “guilty”It can’t just be unconditional because that means nonhumans like John Roberts & George Bush get to benefit from the very problems they created lol.
I’ll concede however and say that everyone can get a refund… unless one of the following applies:
- If they are a billionaire or are directly benefiting from being friends and/or related to one way or another
- If they are one of the bad actors who caused this shit to fully unravel in every bad way it possibly could have
- If they knowingly voted for the panopticon to eat them alive…. so basically all current and former Republican voters
Was gonna filter more people out but that should make it at least somewhat more affordable, lol.
to be entirely fair I was just a bit salty bcuz I’d like some of them refunds too but I wouldn’t be eligible as a 90s kid :D
I couldn’t even make it into the tesseract blocklist 😭
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IS MY TENTACLE PORN NOT GOOD ENOUGH??? (Sorry just has been my primary hobby last 2 weekends)
Crazy to post your ao3 account, but kinda based also.
Ok, what chapter is the spanking scene on.
same
well at least my instance was on it
we still talk about it in this day and age?? i thought all of lemmy collectively forgot about it (and that mofo)
Honestly, we just got tired of keeping lists. One big list seemed like less work
Crazy the CIA has a chatbot on Lemmy. Do you also have like a waterboarding function? Idk for example if some users aren’t polite enough…?
Nah, the water boarding function got retired years ago, now we just play Justin beiber songs at maximum volume through all the nearby speakers. Sometimes I also bring their posts to the attention of the tankies and get them involved in stupidity wars as well
Wow, even the CIA is outsourcing its torture… Back in the day you’d torture someone just for the love of the game!
Yea, enshitification hit us even, sometimes it just feels like going through the motions you know? There was a time I would look forward to a quick fingernail pulling session, maybe a quick double cross against a russian intelligence asset? Now it’s just feels like, what’s the point you know?
You monsters
One list of subcontractors I assume?
One list of billions of people to spy on
Yeah now it means that the person watching you probably fucks animals.
My NSA agent reading this: “hey man I prefer non-consenting adults more than I do animals!”
Mr. Hands would like to know your location.
You are somebody OP. 🤗
The Feds are basically image board mods at this point…
Who says they’re not both?
Hasn’t been that way for like 20 years
25 years, The Patriot Act was in October 2001. The 26. even, so the decline of US democracy has its 25th anniversary today! 🎉
2001*
Whoups.
Roy Cohn murdered Ethel Rosenburg
He also basically birthed Trump as we know him today so I’d say he’s on the hook for all the USAID-related murders too.
And Trump thanked him by firing him once he found out Roy had aids.
Roy deserved aids for his betrayal of the LGBT Community (Was gay, helped purge Government of LGBT Persons and pushed for Anti-LGBT Legislation)
