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AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    14 hours ago

    Then he goes to the barber who asks “Aristophenes?”

  • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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    21 hours ago

    Eulickedes nutz

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    From what I understand, the Eu is pronounced like Ef.

    I used to work with a guy named Eutychios. He went by George.

    • Caveman@lemmy.world
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      It took me a long time to figure out how to read those two names since I actually know a tiny bit of Greek.

    • grissino@lemmy.world
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      In the case of Eytychios, the E-Y diphthong is indeed pronounced as Ef but in the case of Eyripidis it is actually pronounced as Ev I’m afraid (as in Europe – Eyropi – is pronounced Ev-ro-o-pee). Sorry for the inconvenience 🤣

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        Thanks for the info! Clearly I had a lot more to learn from George.

    • Trail@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      He just gave up.

  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
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    1 day ago

    I read it again and again and I dont get it…

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      24 hours ago

      With an accent it would be: u rip dis? (Did you rip this?) then the reply would be: u mend dis? (Do you mend this?)

    • sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org
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      You rip these?

      Yeah, you mend these?

      • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
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        Thanks I really didnt knew how to pronounce this stroks of letters inside my head 😅

        • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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          In ancient Greek, the ending -es is pronounced eez, eg Heracles is hair-ah-cleez. So, ironically, it comes out like they have Italian accents. “You rip-a deez?” and “you men’-a deez?”

  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
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    Did ancient Greeks wear pants? Maybe he ripped them off a barbarian? Euripides actually mentions pants and mocks them.

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    1 day ago

    Some Car Talk staff members over here.

    • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Euripides? Eiripidos!

      Never gets old.

      • jode@pawb.social
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        6 hours ago

        Euripadese I breakayourface

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      I miss Car Talk I really really do.

      • jode@pawb.social
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        7 hours ago

        NPR still puts out a “best of” podcast that scratches the itch for me.

    • TunaLobster@lemmy.world
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      When I’m making examples for forms, I use their staff credit names. Marge Innovera gets used pretty frequently.

      • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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        Seat Tester: Mike Easter

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I heard Woody Allen do this in the 60’s. Nice revival of a good line.

  • Slartifartblast@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    The Young Ones did this one way better.

    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      1 day ago

      Link?

      • Slartifartblast@piefed.social
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        https://youtu.be/SJeMgcuDFlM?list=PLoTVL5Vn2bsOhXUeYnfw9imk3_8a1Hanp&t=374

        Watch the whole sequence (from 06:15 to 07:30). Ignore the insanely inaccurate subtitles.

        I love this show!

        • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          2 seconds of funny text vs 1 minute of loud high pitched hard to understand talking over a canned laugh track. Agree to disagree :)

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      Car talk too. (Among many others)

      https://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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        Frasier being one of the others.

  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Eumenides nuts!

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    2 days ago

    Downvote for being too lazy to type those few words in.

    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      2 days ago

      Euwhinides?

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      … what words?

    • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      Same.

      • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        Yep. They happily send two, three, or five thousand bytes images instead of maybe 50 bytes of text. The worst have that image in the centermost 20%, and black emptyness at the top and bottom from the screenshot they took instead of just copying the text.

        • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Looks at your account

          Huh, imagine that, you’ve never posted any content, yet you whine about others contributing. Be the change you want to see perhaps?

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