• Jo Miran@lemmy.mlM
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    5 hours ago

    “Every time my husband comes back from golfing with his friends, the knees of his pants are stained with grass. He says that he kneels to pray before he plays a hole. Praise Jesus!”

  • meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    He’s so devoted that he has it sending him reminder notifications to praise the glory of Jesus and chat on there with his Bible buddies.