Is this funny? I hope this is funny…
Realllllyyyy odd thoughts occur to me while I’m trying to lay perfectly still for an hour, so a stranger can stab my face a thousand times with an electrified needle. This isn’t the first meme inspired this way, and it won’t be the last lol.


This is a mood. Same with tattoos and piercings and laser for me.
I got a couple piercings the other day. Sitting still and quiet while an impossibly beautiful goth girl stood inches from my face, inflicting brief searing agony on me while whispering “you’re doing so well sweetie” in my ear.
My gosh.