Error Ouvaries not found
No-longer-virgin oil.
No matter what happens it’s going to be expensive.
… when you identify as a 2006 toyota corolla too many times…
It looks like the strength and certainty of steel was not so certain after all :3 /ref
lol you must have not been dedicating enough time to worship the Omnissiah.
Where the OBD port on that mf
Somewhere around the headpat recieving module, i suspect…
Android gf
Nah that’d be a google account connection failure warning =P
Why would an android be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they’d run on electricity instead?
why would a modern vehicle be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they’d run on electricity instead, which is cheaper and more reliable and more powerful?
if your gf can’t go vrum vrum what’s the point? are you a girl? REAL men want their spouses to belch smoke at passing cyclists.
most likely your farts are 5% more toxic, but you’re still functional
See, theres your problem: Wrong octane mixture.
Thanks to AI, I’m pretty sure there’ll be a country song about a man’s truck getting pregnant.
“GOD DAMNIT IT’S A SCARECROW AGAIN”
Gonna have to put this one down…
