So, I am redoing the network at the corporate office. The “networking guru” had ran Cat5e parallel to the power lines.
We were running speed tests on the lines, which were dialup speeds
So their IT team went to lunch, and I used the network cable on the CS major’s computer to test speeds while they were on lunch.
Because it was a pain to get to, and I didn’t know how soon I would need it again, I laid the cable on top of his keyboard.
I used the cable three more times.
So, now I am punching down a keystone when they get back from lunch, and the CS major (god, I watched this in awe) moved the network cable off the keyboard and tried to pull up a site. “THE NETWORK IS DOWN, THE NETWORK IS DOWN!”
The network guru starts to flip and says it is working for him.
By this time, I had gotten up and grabbed the network cable and plugged it back in. “Try again, you should be up.”
“Oh, well, I am more of a software than hardware guy.”
The fucking network cable was on your keyboard.
But this is the same jackass that wrote a program which was very simple but created it with an Installshield wizard and a PDF that just told you to hit next.
It took him a day and a half. By the time we received it, we had already implemented my script. Took me 20 minutes.
Kiddos, this was way before AI.
Separate story; there was a girl who was majoring in CS who was part of a DnD group. She was about to graduate.
She was asking about copper, silver, and gold.
Pretty simple: 100 cp == 1 slv, 100 slv == 1 g
Just orders of magnitude. She just couldn’t wrap her head around it. “That’s too much math.”
Dude, you are in a field based on math.
She disliked me because I said sardonicallu, “you know the difference between a million, a billion, and a trillion? Kind of works like that, with fewer zeros involved.”
I went to school for CIS and minored in CS.
So, I am redoing the network at the corporate office. The “networking guru” had ran Cat5e parallel to the power lines.
We were running speed tests on the lines, which were dialup speeds
So their IT team went to lunch, and I used the network cable on the CS major’s computer to test speeds while they were on lunch.
Because it was a pain to get to, and I didn’t know how soon I would need it again, I laid the cable on top of his keyboard.
I used the cable three more times.
So, now I am punching down a keystone when they get back from lunch, and the CS major (god, I watched this in awe) moved the network cable off the keyboard and tried to pull up a site. “THE NETWORK IS DOWN, THE NETWORK IS DOWN!”
The network guru starts to flip and says it is working for him.
By this time, I had gotten up and grabbed the network cable and plugged it back in. “Try again, you should be up.”
“Oh, well, I am more of a software than hardware guy.”
The fucking network cable was on your keyboard.
But this is the same jackass that wrote a program which was very simple but created it with an Installshield wizard and a PDF that just told you to hit next.
It took him a day and a half. By the time we received it, we had already implemented my script. Took me 20 minutes.
Kiddos, this was way before AI.
Separate story; there was a girl who was majoring in CS who was part of a DnD group. She was about to graduate.
She was asking about copper, silver, and gold.
Pretty simple: 100 cp == 1 slv, 100 slv == 1 g
Just orders of magnitude. She just couldn’t wrap her head around it. “That’s too much math.”
Dude, you are in a field based on math.
She disliked me because I said sardonicallu, “you know the difference between a million, a billion, and a trillion? Kind of works like that, with fewer zeros involved.”