rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 days agoThey don't like the rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square147linkfedilinkarrow-up1512
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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 days agoGod also made us have to selectively breed grasses for 10,000 years just so we could make the bread he would specify later in the Bible. Watching us starve to death for generations before we forcibly evolved wheat.
minus-squareElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoIf I were an all-knowing deity, I’d probably give my pet humans a head’s up on germ theory, as well.
God also made us have to selectively breed grasses for 10,000 years just so we could make the bread he would specify later in the Bible. Watching us starve to death for generations before we forcibly evolved wheat.
If I were an all-knowing deity, I’d probably give my pet humans a head’s up on germ theory, as well.
Best I can do is booze