On one of my very first posts here (previous account) someone called me a MILF. And I just wanted to say…
How fucking dare you? I’m TWENTY years old, that’s supposed to be young 😭
I mean, I do have MILF genes (sorry mom) and my female cousin has called my mother a MILF on several occasions…which is just plain weird, but I think that bodes well for me, lol 😂
My mom is fucking gorgeous tho. She’s goals…which is a good thing, since I’m literally her child, I have her genes :3
My body, my face, my biological age…it’s getting up there. I feel ancient already 🥲
Alright, alright, I get it, okay?! I’m old, stop rubbing it in 😭
How old are you then, clever internet stranger?
A GILF in half a decade. I haven’t found any grey hairs … so far
Tbh…I’m really stupid and don’t know exactly what that means (I know what a GILF is), but I’ll assume you’re older than me
GILF is grand*. That can bo basically anything from this list:
I see it mostly used for grandmother. There are more terms with collisions, DILF gets used both for dad and daughter
Interesting 😂
This is much more intricate than I expected…thanks for explaining that…person of indeterminate age 🩷
(I actually completely respect preserving your own privacy, I’m just a nosy BITCH. Don’t mind me :3)
GILF would always be the older variant pretty much, I don’t think I’ve really seen the younger one used. There is daughter for when sb doesn’t really look like what is associated with parent age/look. Granddaughter is not useful in that context, since ?ILF is about the total age and not about age gaps
I’m a bit joking about the age you can be technically be a parent. But that is actually somewhere between 12 and 14. Even with just 16 year olds knocking each other up accidentially, 32 would be a reasonable grandparent age.
I just didn’t want to directly write the number. It’s really just 40-(10/2) in a few months
20 is NOT parent age also ur being messed with. 20 is the first age a pregnancy is not a teen pregnancy even. You are very young