My partner was at a pet store to buy 2 female rats. I asked “So, all the ones in this cage are female, right?”. “Yes” said the employee, when suddenly she noticed a rat in the cage with giant rat testicles. “Whoops, he shouldn’t be here” she laughed nervously, scooping the male up and dropping him into the next cage over, “They shouldn’t be old enough to breed yet, anyway”.

And that’s how my partner’s 2 female rats became 23.

Not enough money for rent

Ask the suspiciously-thousand-rats-shaped guy in the trench coat and he’ll give you 2 free!!

In France, they come free in many schools. You can even choose between a rat and a cockroach!

Edit: You can also go Nature-Type with some Fungi!

You should have two

As a certified rat tickler, IDK

I would like to know this too.

Usually the rat acquires you.