This is why you should bet on the bear instead of the man. No way a man can defeat a bear in close combat, why would you even create this stupid scenario.

I like bears *blush*

If you’ve pissed off not one but two bears this badly, maybe it’s time for some self reflection. Heed their ursine wisdom

I too would be attacked by a bear-sized amount of self-doubt if I had to fight an actual bear.

Let’s you and him fight!