“Sorry people, it’s a right of passage!”
Oh, know I know why I don’t give a shit about these games.
For the game to hold my attention, it needs interesting physics and mechanics. GTA4 had that, GTA5 did not, and GTA6 just looks like a re-skin of 5 with more content filled in.
I want a game where I can climb a drainpipe, break into a house, smash a wall, and the crime stats in that area go up whilst property values go down.
I want to dig a tunnel under a highway, rig it with explosives and wait for enemies to drive over it.
I want to fly a helicopter into a office building, step out into whatever floor Im on whilst stunned workers look at me angrily, and I bow in apology to piss them off further.
The destruction can be wiped away before every mission - that’s fine - but I want the world to react to my actions in it
I played the shit out of gta 5 and have a spiritual connection with that game, but I’m probably only gonna play gta 6 once Miami is underwater
So in 2 to 5 years when it will be released for PC?
In a few decades when most of the current residents that make up Miami’s culture are mostly climate refugees
When aquamans realestate portfolio will boom
Or in 1 year when you can emulate a PS5
Saints Row IV is so much better. It has a Linux port. That’s it
(I honestly bought it because I liked GTA but wanted sth for Linux)
*rite








