"Dear gandalf, we’d like to process your request from your previous email, but unfortunately the attachment seems to be a picture of a wild bear eating a goat’s ass instead of formula 701 with full data and signature.
This incident will now be reported to the authorities sothat it is ensured that you will never have a normal job again, will be profusely looked down upon by everyone you know, and will never have a social relationship again.
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"Dear gandalf, we’d like to process your request from your previous email, but unfortunately the attachment seems to be a picture of a wild bear eating a goat’s ass instead of formula 701 with full data and signature.
This incident will now be reported to the authorities sothat it is ensured that you will never have a normal job again, will be profusely looked down upon by everyone you know, and will never have a social relationship again.
good day, the office"