ummm yea so uh - have this post. whatever.

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so ummmm how is your day? i am doing fiiine- okay. still bit sickish. i wanna eat spicy noodles. yea. still have 4 of them, might make some. hm or not.

this is a perfectly safe for work post. totally absolutely allowed.

i want hmmm spicy noddles. yea okay fine i’ll make some. 2x spicy.

i hope you have a wonderful and sparkly warm wiggly squiggly day ~

  • Banana@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    3·
    22 hours ago

    The 2x spicy are absurd - I tend to go for the carbonara ones and only use like 2/3 the hot sauce, and it still destroys my poor butthole the next day lol

    • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      4·
      21 hours ago

      hnawwww you need the ones with the hearts on them, yeah?

      here some tips.

      • make the noodles in a pan
      • remove almost all water after the noodles are wet and wobbly
      • add some real life cheese when stirring in the pan
      • get a glass of milk

      imma make some rn actually, hold on.

      happy cooking sounds

      okay so i have the 2x spicy infront of me now and i can say that swallowing fast also helps a lot. and uhmmm okay i take it back, yes they are absurd, owch.

      my lips hurt owch owch owch owch auaaaaaa---- owch owch owch owcch owchieeeeeee— i was so confident cuz i ate 2 2x spicy yesterday and it was fine but uggguguguguaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ive beendone eating for 5 minutes and it still burns aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      should have made these in a pan… it really makes a difference…

      umm okay fine maybe i’ll have some carbonara too… but they are so much more expensive… grrr… they are like > 3x the price of 2x spicy on mamazon.

      but ye the carbonara are very much the favourite of most peeps i believe, probably because they have half the spicy of regular black buldak…

      • Banana@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        3·
        21 hours ago

        LMFAO you got me with the nappies I laughed so hard at that omg.

        I’ll have to try cooking them in a pan next time - I usually make them at work and have to use the microwave :C

        • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          2·
          20 hours ago

          heheeee yeaa… i made those nappies in response to my brother saying that the pink ones are too spicy.

          i ended up purchasing a 5 pack and… the 5 pack, in this big bulky packaging… made me feel like i was carrying a pack of nappies to the counter. so umm… to make fun of my brother and point out the rather overlapping visuals i made that post. ANYWAY

          making buldak using a microwave is… phew that is difficult i imagine. and yea, of course then much more of the spicy sting will remain. i really hope you try it out in a pan, it’s fun!