Jokes on you, I have no idea what youre talking about
I think jokes on you x2 then.
Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!
All I see is ********
Hunter2
You seem to be missing a “***”.
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7 GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU= -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- --- PUBLIC KEY BELOW --- ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsBit of a mouthful to say, but I’ll go with it.
I’m pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.
Maybe just shorten to
b3B'); drop table animals;?
What a coincidence! That’s my cat’s name.
I just call her whspsps instead
One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.
let’s push some files to your github
Pussy Oliver
how do I save as ssh keys is that part of apple key ring?
Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door
If you only know private key and not public key then isn’t it the same as only knowing public key? I thought those were interchangeable
I thought that too but they are not. I discovered that recently learning and configuring wireguard.
You can derive the public key from the private key
How? Can you give me the commands I’ve seen it mentioned here a few times I want to try it.
ssh-keygen -y -f ~/.ssh/id_rsa
Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.
I normally just skip keygen
it’s such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
Your comment startled me even though I knew that it was a joke.
Are you my former boss?
Cat! My cat is named Cat! The exclamation mark is part of the name.
“Cat! The cat” like “Portugal. the man”
It’s what it says on the box.
Public key can be derived from private key.
right but why would I bother doing the extra work if I can just get it from you
192.168.0.1 1.1.1.1
damn im cute
I tried hacking you, but my router coincidentally failed at the same time. You got lucky this time.
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?
I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?
Not bad, I had the same thought.
I set all my SSH private keys to privilege 745 with random numbers modified, maximum accessibility
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl/QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyfuckingwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainfuckerAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYourefuckingdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesMarineCorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourfuckingtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour efuckingdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----Shortest RSA key.
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
The == had me wondering for too long
Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the
==padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I’m glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.It is very good - I will steal it.
Someone help I’m being hacked!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Now reverse engineer a matching public key.
What do you mean “reverse engineer”? From
man ssh-keygen:-y This option will read a private OpenSSH format file and print an OpenSSH public key to stdout.Post the output when you run that on the key that was posted.
That’s not a valid key. OpenSSH keys are not arbitrary bytes, they contain at least the type of the certificate used and a hostname.
The fact that this is not a valid key does not mean you need to reverse engineer public keys. By design you can just get a public key with a private one.
hunter2
Obligatory *******
When you type your password all I see are stars.
I clicked on this post looking for this comment. Otherwise, I would have made it.
The ******* joke and its premise never fails to make me smile.
