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Lena@gregtech.eu to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 hours ago

Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)

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Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)

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Lena@gregtech.eu to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyi
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    7 hours ago

    Well the problem is that pesto, much like edible lube, has a short shelf life.

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      Well the problem is that pesto, much like edible lube

      "They're the same picture" meme

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        3 hours ago

        Eeeh! I put a tonne of garlic in my pesto. As much as I love pesto, I don’t want it in my bussy.

      • The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyi
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        7 hours ago

        Found the Italian.

        • WappleFF27@feddit.online
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          53 minutes ago

          The lube tasted good but the handjob was kinda weird.

          wP0ZgOHB1GsR4Fq.jpg

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          5 hours ago

          Pesto Erecto (new band name just dropped rose up)

          • The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyi
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            Sounds like a spell in the Italian dub of Harry Potter.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s why after making pesto you make all things pesto for like a fuggin week or more.

    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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      You can freeze it.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 hours ago

        I don’t think frozen lube would be very useful…

        • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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          2 hours ago

          Depends on your kinks

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        5 hours ago

        Can vouch

    • lilith267@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 hours ago

      It does??

      -Signed me having just eaten a sandwich with jarred pesto that’s been in my fridge for over a month

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        Depends on the pesto and how many preservatives. If it’s commercial pesto, likely lasts longer, has more preservatives and stuff like Citric acid to lower pH, just better/cleaner manufacturing processes.

        If it’s homemade, something like 3 days if refrigerated constantly.

        https://www.usda.gov/sites/default/files/documents/vegu-recipe-august-23-pistachio-pesto.pdf

        They’re usually worried about stuff like botulism. Garlic in oil specifically creates an environment that is really good for it, since it’s low in oxygen, warm, the garlic can carry the spores from the soil, and it has the garlic for nutrients. Pesto similarly has lots of garlic in oil, but also Parmesan and nuts and pretty high risk since it’s not acidic.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          This is not why I always add lemon juice to the blender when I’m making pesto, (it’s because I like the spark, also I’m not that fond of garlic so I barely use any, and yes I like it blender-smooth, shoot me) but it does seem to last longer.

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      6 hours ago

      edible lube

      Is it just about flavoring, or is regular artificial human lube unsafe to ingest (in small quantities)?

      • The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyi
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        Dunno never used it, but for the purposes of comedy I decided to correlate it with pesto. I’m not a sane man.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        Regular lube often contains silicone. I assume ingesting small quantities won’t be that bad, since all the genital and anal membranes are already pretty permeable, but I wouldn’t push my luck by licking it off.

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