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  • guy@piefed.social
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    So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

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      You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly

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    Login with hunter2

  • 17lifers@sopuli.xyz
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    login with meow :3

  • MHard@lemmy.world
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    Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.

    Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.

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      It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.

      • MHard@lemmy.world
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        I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though

  • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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    login with music

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Would prefer “Login with a whistled jaunty lil’ tune.”

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    Login with sudo

  • g_blob@programming.dev
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    Login with the contents of your .bashrc

  • g_blob@programming.dev
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    I unironically like this.

  • Dremor@lemmy.world
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    Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)

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      Picture of an angry Asterix and Obelix

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    Login with passwd.

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Me: 1234

      Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Login with log in an inn.

    Login with my constant back pain level.
    (You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

    Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Login with browser fingerprint

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      Are butthole prints supported by the same system?

      I don’t have a fingerprint reader …

      • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You don’t need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/

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          But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Verification can?

  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    dont forget about log in with neocities

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    Found the Filipino

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