I was pottering around in the kitchen today, kind of distracted, doing Dad things* when my seven year old taps me and says ‘Dad, is the fridge running?’ Confused, I said yes, of course it is.
The little sod says ‘Well you’d better go and catch it then’ and gives me the look. Amazing :D
*you know, poking things to see if they still work, so that my wife doesn’t give me a real job to do…
My kid retaliates by taking my nose and swallowing it. Then laughs and says " no more nose!"