ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoPresumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had. I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoIt’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.
minus-squareradix@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoGotta love the well-ordering principle!
Presumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had.
I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.
Gotta love the well-ordering principle!