• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I can grow a beard like that. It takes me 5-6 months. I know because I grew one, once. People told me it would stop itching. People lied. Went back to clean shaven after 6 months of that annoying crap. That’s ok though, because when I’m clean shaven, I’m perpetually 25-28 as far as most people are concerned.

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      I had that going when I was younger. Premature greying and no lines on my face, I went to a carnival game where they guess age, weight, or height, and he basically just gave me a prize.