insults make peeps feel bad. let’s not insult one another.

alt image (catbox, high quality)

surprisingly, this was not inspired by some private mishap where someone got insulted and i felt it was too much. it was actually just because i just had these spicy noodles (yes, buldak is actually a spicy noodle thing in case you didn’t know) and thought “huh this chicken spitting fire” so now we are here. removing the bowl of spicy noodles was surprisingly difficult, that’s why this only came out meh. here the original image:

original image

i am now noticing that i completely skipped the “Original” text… could have put something funny there. oh well.

i wish you a wonderful day with people you feel safe with <3

  • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vipEnglish
    4·
    2 days ago

    I’m gonna insult you, are you ready?

    Ooga ooga shmookums you’re so tiny and cute and sweet ohhhh my goodness look how adorable you are, such a good girlll

    Bet that made you feel sooo bad about yourself, huh ;3

    • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      3·
      22 hours ago

      i - aah-- looks away and squirms back in chair –

      no nono i’m i’m not no… mmh mmh (nono) no not… not adorable… puts hand half over mouth nono couldn’t be me, nah ah…,.,., .,.,…
      “tiny”? gosh am i that obvious?..

      mhm mhm now i feel bits bad about myself…
      but wow your comment is well written and paced. like lowering ones defenses with silly words and then going for it so good, wow. i wanna be like that.

      • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vipEnglish
        2·
        20 hours ago

        Of course you are!!! If I say it, it must be true. So since I’m telling you it, it must be true that you’re a cutie patootie schmunkins who spreads so much joy to other people online, even though you don’t have to, and that makes you such a good girl!

        • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          2·
          4 hours ago

          mmmh — gosh, you really do it for me. online compliments don’t reach me at all usually, especially good girl but with you they really do. thank you <3

          • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vipEnglish
            2·
            4 hours ago

            Awww, you’re wank you <3! (You’re welcome and thank you). I quite literally live vicariously, it’s hard for me to feel things on my own, so it’s always my goal to make others feel happy, that way I can feel happy too :3

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    7·
    2 days ago

    considering how much Buldak has been expanding their product lines recently…I wouldn’t be surprised to see this on a shelf.