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Cover for a Chuck Tingle novel titled Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I’m Aromantic And Asexual And That’s A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real.

The image features two girls standing against the backdrop of what looks like a vineyard. The girl on the left has pink hair and is wearing a black dress with matching black hat and jacket. The other girl has red hair and is wearing jeans, a striped shirt, and a denim jacket. She has been crudely edited with green-tinted skin and the head of a dinosaur composited over her face.

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Lol I tried to write tentacle porn in highschool and I’m still writing it but it wasn’t porn for a while because essentially this. Then BG3 had an illithid sex scene that pissed me off (illithid has a penis for some reason and enjoys fucking with it which is also dumb because you can get dick anywhere that’s not why you’d fuck an illithid and as stated that’s not what an illithid would get out of fucking you).

    Now I’m considering adding a sex scene back in (in which most of what the illithid gets out of it is listening to the memories and sensory info of the person enjoying getting eaten out with their tentacles. Right now there’s like. One mention in the chapter I just wrote, and if I was really going to add it in I’d need to plan pretty carefully for it to make sense (although it would come out suuuper trippy in some other ways because of where the story went in some other areas).

    Anyway I have the outline written all the way through the end if anybody wants to know how it ends in exchange for beta reading but here’s what’s on ao3 so far.