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Meeeh, date a guy.
Both. desktop is arch based, server is Debian.
You slut, you!
Are you waiting for an invitation?
Oooh yeah, baby, let’s debug the networking stack together!
That’s all it takes to be a distro slut!?
What the heck am I then?
%brl list -v artix bedrock ceres -> devuan-ceres devuan -> devuan-ceres devuan-ceres devuan-ceres-new devuan-chimaera devuan-testing -> devuan-chimaera devuan-unstable -> devuan-ceres exherbo fartix fentoo fexherbo garyos gentoo gentoostudio goblin gs -> gentoostudio hijacked -> gentoo init -> gentoo jentoo kentoo kentwo local -> gentoostudio marklar oasis pclinuxos space suckless tentoo tudio -> gentoostudio ubuntu void void-kdeAnd that’s just one of my computers.
[… it’s starting to make sense, thinking about one thing I made, I called wminizer]
But like with glasses or something.
I suggest a regimen of cold showers and coarse towels.
She’s just baffled that anyone who knows those two distributions could be so dense as to whittle down the vast infinite sea of possible options to just two incredibly boring ones. She would have cried next if he hadn’t done it.
Also, OpenSUSE.
Yep. Should be “Windows or Linux?”
I know part of the joke is that it’s not this comparison--that asking “arch or debian” also rules out Windows--but it really is the important dividing line.
“Hammer to penis or steak” is less interesting than “Steak or lobster”
Anyways the answer is Steak, and a different steak if its for a server, and lobster (derogatory) if its for an important server
Debian in the kitchen and Arch in the bedroom
Debian in the kitchen
You only buy pre-made food?
That’s where Gentoo belongs, or LFS if you don’t like following recipes.
Reverse UNO
NixOS* but yes
Both.
Debian for anything that has to run unattended for a long time without requiring much care. Arch for the desktop.
“Arch or Debian?”
“TempleOS, you heathen!”
What happens when a zealot meets a more zealous zealot
“Zealot” is relative to where you currently are. Mint -> Debian -> Arch -> FreeBSD -> OpenBSD -> Plan 9 -> TempleOS
Arch! Specifically cachyos. I loved it when I used it.
This hurts because Debian is named after a couple (Debra Lynn and Ian Murdock) who got married and divorced and Ian passed away. Going with Debian is a lifetime of hurt.
On the other hand Arch girls are described in Rick James’s song “Superfreak”.
and yet… their names are immortalized… it wouldnt surprise me if debian is still around in 50 years
“Debian or Arch?”
NixOS or gtfo!
All hail the church of Nix 🙏
